The Tirade Of Nonsense
My muse turns up to give her opinion of my blog.
Halt! Who goes there?
You have stumbled upon Nearly Normal, a repository of ink-scrawled thoughts, whimsical nonsense, and suspicious thoughts. Everything here is written in the fine, ridiculous tradition of Spike Milligan, meaning I value laughter, silliness, and poorly behaved computer keyboards.
IMPORTANT NOTE: Please do not feed the words. They are on a strict diet of biscuits and commas.
— The Management (under the bed)
Freshly Spilled Ink
The two most recent reports from the floorboards:
My Uncle's Brass Ear
The curious tale of Uncle Frederick's auditory apparatus, which was entirely brass and prone to whistling.
Curious for more?
We have a whole chest of papers and drawings waiting to be overturned.